I ate a frog

It must be off

I've been drinking some cloudy cider, which will go unnamed, and it is clearly (no pun intended) off or what ever cider does in that respect.

The thing is, as a child, I used to drink vinegar and that's just what this tastes like. Now when I say drink vinegar I'm not talking loads of it I just mean I'd have a little. I liked the taste.

Now I'm pretty sure now that I should stop drinking this. I've had half a bottle and it's given me a heck of a head ache.

Just one more sip. Pinkie swear

Sleep deprivation

Does sleep, or more a lack of it, affect the way you think?

Right now all I can think of is what kind or junk food can I eat, do I have any Twix’s I can bite the ends of so as I can suck my coffee up through it… how much pro plus tablets can be inserted under a person’s eyelids before it impedes blinking… can energy drinks be soaked up through the skin in some sort of foot bath based scenario because I’m knackered!!

*The only safe option in the above I think is the Twix thing.*

Not getting enough sleep makes you make bad decisions, I’m sure of it.

Right now I’m wondering what a takeaway cheese burger with a mars bar in it would taste like and that’s just not right!

So what’s the solution?

Caffeine can make you jumpy and eating pure sugar or chocolate snacks is just a quick fix.

Power naps maybe! Curling up in the boot of your car or someone else’s. As long as it’s a friend’s car boot, I’d hate to think someone could be so tired that they’d try to get themselves kidnapped for a quick kip, and hope that sustains you for the day.

Then again power naps leave some people feeling even worse!

Before you know what you’re doing your putting your shoes in the fridge and 

chucking out all your spoons.

As for me, I just go with it. 

Sleep deprivation may alter your way of thinking or it might not

(I know it makes my Dyslexia worse) 

but heck, what harm can it do…

OH NO!

THERE’S A DRAGON ON MY NAIGHBOURES ROOF AND THE KNIGHT’S FALLEN IN MARMALADE!!

 

(Wish my someone hadn’t left that Lego here)

pineapple

Did you know that pineapple growes on bushes that look alittle like the leaves that protrudefrom the top of the fruit?

I found this out at the Eden Project
http://www.edenproject.com/


Did you know raw pineapple is a source of manganese and vitamin C.
It contauns chemicals that help break down protein.


I bough a Pineapple on monday and it looked a bit too green but now (on Thursday) looks about right to me.
I was told that if they are ripe you can pess the bottom and it will be soft but I'm going by colour as I'm not sure about tuching friuty bottoms.

Celery

Apparently celery is good for you.

It has very little calories and contains anti oxidants.

Ginsing

Is Ginsing actually good for waking you up?

In summer I have a bit of trouble waking my self up in the morning. Coffee alone just doesn't cut.
So I've started drinking Ginsing tea... There isn't any actual tea in it but I'll call it that because Ginsing warm beverage sounds odd.

I think it's a hay fever thing or maybe because I'm more active in the summer but I get up and it takes about an hour for me to start feeling awake!

The Ginsing thing that I'm trying is called Dr Stuart's ... Triple Ginsing and as will as having three different sorts of Ginsing in it it also has mint and about 5 other things in it. I think that's because Ginsing on it's own tastes worse than sucking on a used sports sock.

So far (2 days) It seems to be making little difference but the drink tastes ok so I'll stick with it.

google goggles

I used Google goggles for the first time to see if I could find out more about an image on a T-shirt and it showed me images of fish which was not the image in question.

It must have seen the ripples in the material and decided they look like fish.
Ether that or even Google has warped seance of honour.

Just wanted to know what the Japanese bit said.
When I was talking to the designer he said it meant
~Monsters happy~

Fez

I found a massive fez in the house my nan used to live in!

It's tall.

alcohol

Did you know that alcohol is a diuretic?

A diuretic makes you pass more water.

Actually alcohol is also a depressant and if you drink too much can, in some people, cause mental illness and dementia! Not to mention a hole load of other things. Like Diabetes!!

So knowing that why do I enjoy drinking!?!

I need the toilet

on line personality test

I'm not sure about these personality tests!
Am I a seeker!?!

What the heck does that mean?
By asking these questions am I not just showing myself the answers!
AAARGH, MY HEAD JUST 'SPLODED!

I have a theory that most people don't know themselves and so therefore how can these things be good tools?
Then again maybe people can answer questions through such things and therefore gain better insight
into who they are.
I can be a bit cynical at times.

This is a fun thing to do though.
Being asked a series of questions and answering them through clicking on an image that I feel suits my answer felt better than the occasional questions where in which there were words on buttons.

Come to think about it. Answering some of the questions made me think about what certain things mean to me.

Maybe I am a seeker.